| Movie |
Open Water |
| Year |
2003 |
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Daniel:
Other people go on vacation and spend their days just laying around. We have a story we're going to be telling for the rest of our lives.
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Susan:
Daniel, where's the boat?
Daniel:
That's a good question.
[looks around]
Daniel:
I guess it's one of those.
Susan:
You gotta be kidding me.
Daniel:
It better be one of those.
Susan:
Well which one do you think?
Daniel:
I don't know.
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Susan:
We're stuck in the middle of the ocean!
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Daniel:
This can't be happening!
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Susan:
Oh God! Something's rubbing against my foot!
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Daniel:
The only reason we are out here in the first place is because of your ***ing job!
Susan:
What?
Daniel:
If it were not for your job, we would not have thrown our plans out the window, rushed around at the last minute and settled on this ***ing trip! We would be at home, in the middle of our hectic lives, which right now sounds like heaven to me. And in a month's time, seven months ago, we would be where we were supposed to be in the first place, and paying less than we are now to be shark bait!
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Susan:
I can't even believe you'd bring that up right now. You were the one who picked the dates.
Daniel:
Oh yeah, of my whopping two choices - this was the better date.
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Susan:
I wanted to go skiing!
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Susan:
[seeing a shark swimming right in front of them] What kind sharks are those?
Daniel:
Big ones.
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Susan:
Daniel, did you just pee?
Daniel:
Yep.
Susan:
You're disgusting.
Daniel:
Hey, you said you were a little cold.
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Susan:
Was that a shark?
Daniel:
I don't know. I think it was a dolphin.
Susan:
No it wasn't a dolphin, because if it was you would be over there playing with it!
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