Open Water

Movie Open Water
Year 2003
Daniel: Other people go on vacation and spend their days just laying around. We have a story we're going to be telling for the rest of our lives.
Susan: Daniel, where's the boat?
Daniel: That's a good question.
[looks around]
Daniel: I guess it's one of those.
Susan: You gotta be kidding me.
Daniel: It better be one of those.
Susan: Well which one do you think?
Daniel: I don't know.
Susan: We're stuck in the middle of the ocean!
Daniel: This can't be happening!
Susan: Oh God! Something's rubbing against my foot!
Daniel: The only reason we are out here in the first place is because of your ***ing job!
Susan: What?
Daniel: If it were not for your job, we would not have thrown our plans out the window, rushed around at the last minute and settled on this ***ing trip! We would be at home, in the middle of our hectic lives, which right now sounds like heaven to me. And in a month's time, seven months ago, we would be where we were supposed to be in the first place, and paying less than we are now to be shark bait!
Susan: I can't even believe you'd bring that up right now. You were the one who picked the dates.
Daniel: Oh yeah, of my whopping two choices - this was the better date.
Susan: I wanted to go skiing!
Susan: [seeing a shark swimming right in front of them] What kind sharks are those?
Daniel: Big ones.
Susan: Daniel, did you just pee?
Daniel: Yep.
Susan: You're disgusting.
Daniel: Hey, you said you were a little cold.
Susan: Was that a shark?
Daniel: I don't know. I think it was a dolphin.
Susan: No it wasn't a dolphin, because if it was you would be over there playing with it!




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