| Movie |
Open Season |
| Year |
2006 |
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Elliot:
[Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.
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Boog:
[Eating animal crackers] The giraffes taste the same as the elephants. That's messed up.
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Boog:
The woods is no place for a bear!
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Elliot:
Ian's right, I'm a loser
Boog:
No you're not a loser
Elliot:
Yes I am!
Boog:
No you're not!
Elliot:
Yes!
Boog:
No!
Elliot:
Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?
Boog:
Ahhh a loser! But check this out... behold the mighty grizzly... i look like a bear, i talk like a bear but i can't fish, i can't climb a tree, i can't even go in the woods
Elliot:
Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog:
I ride a unicycle for crackers
Elliot:
I have a glass eye
Boog:
I can't snap
Elliot:
I thought log was a colour
Boog:
I can't see my feet!
Elliot:
I killed a man!
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Elliot:
[stuck in the ground] Ok, righty tighty
[turns left]
Elliot:
Leeefffttty loosey
[turns right]
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[Explaining the woods to Boog]
Elliot:
Lesson number 1: The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.
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Elliot:
I feel a little light-headed.
[His one remaining antler falls off]
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[repeated line]
Porcupine:
Buddy!
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Shaw:
How many other animals are in on the conspiracy? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!
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Ian:
Boog? What's that short for? Booger?
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Beaver #1:
What you get for lunch?
Beaver #2:
Wood. What you get?
Beaver #1:
Wood. Wanna trade?
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Reilly:
It's a pet! He'll give us away!
Mr. Weenie:
I've been living a lie!
[Tears off his sweater]
Mr. Weenie:
Take me with you!
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Ian:
Herd, circle formation!
[the other deer surround Boog]
Ian:
That's an oval, idiots! More... circular.
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Boog:
[Helium voice] Hello, idiot.
Elliot:
[Helium voice] That's Elliot.
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Boog:
All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!
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Boog:
We've been walking around in circles?
Elliot:
Cir-cle. One time around.
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Elliot:
I get it. You're like a pet.
Boog:
I'm nobody's pet!
Elliot:
[Holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"] Right.
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Shaw:
It walks... like a man!
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Shaw:
[enters his cabin and looks in his refrigerator] Somebody's been eatin' my candy!
Shaw:
[sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair!
Shaw:
[goes to his toilet] Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh!
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Elliot:
[when Boog asks where are the toilets in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog:
A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot:
Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.
Elliot:
Show us your GRRR face, nature boy!
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Elliot:
Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree / He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee.
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Elliot:
[singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.
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[about the coffee he found in the dumpster]
Elliot:
Ew. EW. EW! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!
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[Talking to he squirrels about fighting back]
Boog:
Yeah, we'll need your nuts!
Elliot:
And your acorns, too!
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[after Boog relized that it was Elliot's fault for putting him in the woods]
Elliot:
What are you going to do?
[drops him into his hand]
Elliot:
AHHHHHHHH!
[realizes that he wasn't falling]
Elliot:
Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha!
[Boog throws him]
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Elliot:
I call them Woo-hoos. Like in... WOO-HOO!
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Mr. Weenie:
I've been living a lie!
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Elliot:
Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!
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Beth:
You're in big trouble mister!
Boog:
Shush!
[Boog passes out]
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Mama:
Alright Mr. Weenie, Mama's gonna go take a dip.
Mr. Weenie:
Good Mama's getting kind of gamey.
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[Boog has just found out that he's in the woods]
Boog:
Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!
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