One Night With You

Movie One Night with You
Year 2006
Eddie: What are ya havin' - pie?
Freddy: Miss Kitty Kat of the month, December 1973. I got them all memorized. Up here.
Momo: You were supposed to get the poodle.
Jake Tarlow: Maybe Hunter wants to change his prospects, you know, spill a litle gravy on his tie, piss on crushed ice, dream in Technicolor. Would you deny a guy a shot at that? Would you?
Hunter Burnell: Tell you what. You shouldn't have come here. Take a ***in' hike. The end.
Hunter Burnell: If you don't have a handkerchief, why don't you ask those folks if they've got change for a five?
Eddie: You mean that obese bully?
Jake Tarlow: Bluto's not obese. He's just a barrel chested guy. He's sexy, suave, he's like a man. Not like Popeye. I mean Bluto was romance, singing to the chick. He's like Cary Grant compared to Popeye.
Jake's Father: Kiddo, it ain't all that much.
Clerk: You disgust me.
Hunter Burnell: Sergeant, how about a little china white?
Jake Tarlow: That went well.




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