| Movie |
One Ham's Family |
| Year |
1943 |
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Junior:
Well, what'ya know! Saint Nicolas! What you know, Nick?
Wolf:
Oh, er... Merry Christmas, my little man. He he he he. I'm sure you've been a very good little boy this year, haven't you?
Junior:
He don't know me very well, do he, folks?
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Junior:
Well, I cannot heckle that wolf anymore 'til he get back, so I might as well heckle you people out there.
[pulls out a blackboard and screeches on it with chalk]
Junior:
I sure is a mean widdle kid, ain't I?
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Mother:
Junior, you got a whipping coming to you.
Junior:
[gives mother a gift box] And you got a present coming to you. Merry Christmas, Mommy.
Mother:
Oh, Junior. You sweet thing.
[opens present]
Mother:
A fur coat!
[puts it on; it has the same tail as the wolf]
Mother:
Why, this coat is just what I need.
Wolf:
[comes in naked, grabs fur coat] You and me both, sister. He he he he he!
[runs out; door closes, has sign that reads: "Corny ending, isn't it?"]
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Junior:
Stop! Don't come in here! This will be entirely too gruesome to witness! Keep your distance! Get back!
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