| Movie |
Once Upon a Time in the Midlands |
| Year |
2002 |
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Dek:
Please don't do anything sexual.
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Charlie:
[after an altercation between Jimmy and Dek] Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, there's been a bit of an incident. It appears that someone's been given the correct change by one of the barmaids.
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Charlie:
My wife and I had an argument over whether or not I should have a vasectomy so we said we'd let the kids decide. I lost 13 - 12.
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Dek:
[a car is nicknamed "Baby"] I've killed Baby.
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Carol:
Do you want to watch "Weakest Link"?
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Dek:
You've never been in a serious car wreck.
Donna:
Neither have you.
Dek:
I had a car door this close, this close to my eye. It was a near death experience.
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Billy:
Are you taking a piss at me?
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Marlene:
Baby's back.
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Dek:
I'm nothing like Jimmy.
Marlene:
Jimmy left. You're leaving. What's the difference?
Dek:
I don't want to go.
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[Referring to Jimmy]
Dek:
He's only your foster brother! He could have Hannibal Lector's DNA for all we know!
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