The Oh In Ohio

Movie The Oh in Ohio
Year 2006
Alyssa Donahue: I want you to discover... your vaginas.
Jack Chase: Do you know I have a magnificent penis?
Coach Popovitch: Oh shut up!
Jack Chase: No, no. I have a magnificent penis.
Coach Popovitch: Just Shut up!
Jack Chase: It's true!
Coach Popovitch: I'm not listening to you.
[covering ears and walking away]
Coach Popovitch: la la la la la.
Jack Chase: You're here to hear coach. Well hear this: My***s jammin'! It's jammin'!
Coach Popovitch: Me and wifey... we incorporate a lot of technology in our marital relations.
Jack Chase: I'm uncomfortable now.
[Jack hops in his car and starts it when Kristen steps in]
Kristen Taylor: Hey, Mr. Chase.
Jack Chase: Get down. Someone might see you.
Kristen Taylor: Oh.
[ducks down to his lap]
Jack Chase: Okay, get up. Get up. Someone might see you. What do you want?
Kristen Taylor: A ride. To the Case Western University biophysics lab. I work there.
Jack Chase: Good for you.
[Kristen becomes topless]
Kristen Taylor: Jack?
Jack Chase: [nervously] Uh - Uh, yeah?
Kristen Taylor: [whispers] *** the***outta me.




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