| Movie |
The Oh in Ohio |
| Year |
2006 |
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Alyssa Donahue:
I want you to discover... your vaginas.
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Jack Chase:
Do you know I have a magnificent penis?
Coach Popovitch:
Oh shut up!
Jack Chase:
No, no. I have a magnificent penis.
Coach Popovitch:
Just Shut up!
Jack Chase:
It's true!
Coach Popovitch:
I'm not listening to you.
[covering ears and walking away]
Coach Popovitch:
la la la la la.
Jack Chase:
You're here to hear coach. Well hear this: My***s jammin'! It's jammin'!
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Coach Popovitch:
Me and wifey... we incorporate a lot of technology in our marital relations.
Jack Chase:
I'm uncomfortable now.
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[Jack hops in his car and starts it when Kristen steps in]
Kristen Taylor:
Hey, Mr. Chase.
Jack Chase:
Get down. Someone might see you.
Kristen Taylor:
Oh.
[ducks down to his lap]
Jack Chase:
Okay, get up. Get up. Someone might see you. What do you want?
Kristen Taylor:
A ride. To the Case Western University biophysics lab. I work there.
Jack Chase:
Good for you.
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[Kristen becomes topless]
Kristen Taylor:
Jack?
Jack Chase:
[nervously] Uh - Uh, yeah?
Kristen Taylor:
[whispers] *** the***outta me.
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