| Movie |
Often an Orphan |
| Year |
1949 |
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[Porky doubts Charlie is a Labrador retriever]
Charlie Dog:
If you doubt my word, get me a labrador and I'll retrieve it for you. That sounds fair, doesn't it?
Porky:
A labrador? Why, sure, I, I...
Charlie Dog:
Have ya got a labrador?
Porky:
N-no.
Charlie Dog:
Know where ya can get a labrador?
Porky:
N-no.
Charlie Dog:
Then shut up!
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Charlie Dog:
All my life, I've dreamed the day I could live in the country. I'm not strong! I need lots of fresh air, and milk, and cream...
[Coughs]
Charlie Dog:
and fresh leafy vegetables!
[Sobs]
Porky:
B-but I -
Charlie Dog:
Good, clean, wholesome farm living!
[Sobs]
Porky:
B-but I -
Charlie Dog:
And now -
[Sniffs]
Charlie Dog:
Now that I got a chance to regain my health... and you want to send me back to the city!
Charlie Dog:
THE CITY. I can see it all now. It's high towers, cold, tall, ominous, closin' down on ya, from every side till ya can't breathe! Closer! Closer!
[Begins to choke]
Charlie Dog:
Can't breathe...
Charlie Dog:
The traffic! Ya can't think! BEE-BEEP! BEE-BEEP! Watch out for that truck! HONK HONK! Look out for that taxi! BOING! BEE-BEEP! AWOOGAH! HONK HONK, BEE-BEEP, oh...!
Charlie Dog:
Hark, what's that? Look, it's the towers! THEY'RE FALLING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
[collapses onto ground]
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