| Movie |
The Odd Couple: Together Again (TV) |
| Year |
1993 |
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Felix:
Oscar's in the hos---what hospital?
Murray:
Columbia Presbyterian, but he begged me not to tell you.
Felix:
He tells you, but he doesn't tell me, his best friend. I guess he doesn't want to worry me.
Murray:
He doesn't want to *see* you.
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[Felix is upset that his daughter's fiance has been twice divorced.]
Felix:
The man's been divorced twice, Oscar.
Oscar:
Be careful, Felix. A lot of people have been divorced. Jeannie was divorced, you're divorced.
Felix:
That's different.
Oscar:
I'm divorced.
Felix:
Well, I wouldn't want my daughter to marry you either.
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[After Oscar has throat surgery.]
Felix:
You sound terrible.
Oscar:
No kidding, I just had my throat circumcised!
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