| Movie |
Octo*** |
| Year |
1983 |
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Vijay:
Is he still there?
Q:
You must be joking! Double-0 seven on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!
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[Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon]
James Bond:
I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q:
It goes by hot air.
James Bond:
Oh, then you can.
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[after Bond has escaped]
Kamal Khan:
Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.
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[Confronting James Bond]
Kamal Khan:
You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving.
James Bond:
You know what they say about the fittest.
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Kamal Khan:
Spend the money quickly, Mister Bond.
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James Bond:
[handing Q his coat] Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet.
Q:
Oh, and missed you, did they? What a pity!
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Q:
[being kissed by Octo***'s girls after knocking out a bandit] Cut it out! We don't have time for that! Later perhaps.
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Kamal Kahn:
Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Faberge, and dice, preferably loaded.
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Magda:
He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.
James Bond:
Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn't that a little high?
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[Bond is dragged from a river onto a tour boat]
Woman on Tour Boat:
Are you with our group?
James Bond:
No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!
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Q:
Dissolves all metals.
James Bond:
Wonderful for poison pen letters...
Q:
Pay attention, 007!
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M:
Remember, 007, you're on your own.
James Bond:
Well, thank you, sir. That's a great comfort.
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James Bond:
Double sixes. Fancy that!
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Orlov:
[enters the trailer, sees Bond in Mischka's clothes from behind and mistakes him for Mischka] Leave that! Let's go.
James Bond:
[turns around, facing Orlov with pointed gun] Let's stay. Sit on that box. Hands on your knees. Come on, move! Now why is that bomb on the train?
Orlov:
Who are you?
James Bond:
I'm British Secret Service.
Orlov:
You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive.
James Bond:
I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding on a US Air Force base. You can't be inviting a nuclear war. What happens when the US retaliates?
Orlov:
[grinning] Against whom?
James Bond:
[frowning, realizing Orlov's scheme] My God. Of course. Our early-warning system will rule out the bomb having come from Russia or anywhere else. Everyone will assume incorrectly that it was a US bomb triggered accidentally.
Orlov:
That would be the most plausible explanation.
James Bond:
Europe will insist on disarmament, leaving every border undefended for you to walk across at will. And I suppose it doesn't matter a damn to you that thousands of innocent people will die in this little "accident" of yours?
Orlov:
Better than letting a handful of old men in Moscow bargain away our advantage in disarmament talks!
James Bond:
On your feet, General. You're going to stop that train.
Orlov:
[they hear hoot as the train starts to move off] Too late.
James Bond:
You can stop it at the border.
[the door opens. Bond turns around to see a soldier. Bond kills the soldier before he manages to point his rifle, and meanwhile Orlov escapes]
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James Bond:
We've got company.
Vijay:
No problem, this is a company car.
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James Bond:
[looking at the tattoo on Magda's back] What is that?
Magda:
That's my little octo***.
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[Vijay has just stopped some bad guys with his tennis racket]
Vijay:
Game, set and match!
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Front Desk Clerk:
I hope you have a pleasant stay.
[Bond eyes a beauty nearby who smiles at him]
Bond:
I'm, ah, sure I will.
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[first lines]
James Bond:
You didn't tell me there was going to be this much security.
Bianca:
They moved the flight up to this afternoon.
James Bond:
Well, we're going to have to go ahead as planned anyway.
[Bianca hands an ID badge with the name 'Luis Toro' to Bond]
James Bond:
Toro. Sounds like a load of bull.
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[last lines]
[Bond is in traction]
Octo***:
I wish...
James Bond:
What?
Octo***:
I wish you weren't in such a weakened condition.
[Bond releases himself from traction]
Octo***:
Oh, James.
[Bond kisses Octo*** passionately]
Octo***:
James!
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Kamal Khan:
[preparing to leave the circus, where a bomb is placed] General, excuse me. I have some traveling arrangements to make. Enjoy the show.
US general:
Thank you.
US aide:
I'm sure the general will get a big blast out of this.
Kamal Khan:
I know he won't be disappointed.
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James Bond:
[handing a wad of Indian cash to his accomplice] That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.
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Gobinda:
The Englishman has escaped!
Kamal Khan:
He won't go very far. We'll track him.
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Magda:
I guess this is good night.
James Bond:
I could come in for a nightcap.
[Gobinda puts a hand in front of Magda's door]
James Bond:
Some other time perhaps.
James Bond:
[Gobinda walks Bond back to his room] I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap?
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[Q's mechanized version of the "Indian Rope Trick" malfunctions]
James Bond:
Having trouble getting it up, Q?
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Jim Fanning:
[after Bond bids for the egg] Have you gone mad?
Bond:
Let's see how badly he wants it.
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[the second twin is trying to kill Bond with a knife on top of the circus train. Both fell off the train. Bond escaped and reached a lone cabin. When he was about to open the door, the twin threw several knives at Bond, which passed through his clothes, pinning him to the cabin door]
Twin Two:
[draws another knife] And this... for my brother...
[He charges Bond, ready to stab him with his knife, while Bond is still pinned to the door. At the last moment Bond manages to grab the door handle with his right hand, and opens to the door to inside the cabin. The twin stumbles into the cabin, caught in the momentum, while Bond plucks one of the knives which are pinning him to the door, and stabs the twin]
James Bond:
And that's for 009!
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James Bond:
[He tosses all his money to the crowd] Easy comes, easy goes!
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James Bond:
Bond, James Bond
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