| Movie |
The Object of My Affection |
| Year |
1998 |
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Constance:
I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.
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Nina:
Don't open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested.
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Nina:
I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?
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Nina:
I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.
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Nina:
You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo over to sleep with him.
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Nina:
You have to pick one person and make it work.
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Rodney:
Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right as you come to the middle of it.
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Rodney:
Don't fix your life so that you are left alone right when you come to the middle of it.
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Sidney:
If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.
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Nina:
Freud didn't know***about women.
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Rodney Fraser:
One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
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Dr. Robert Joley:
We're too old to settle for a twin-bedded friendship.
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Rodney Fraser:
Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina Borowski:
I haven't practiced for a while.
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George Hanson:
I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade.
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Sidney:
I swear, I'm hotter than a goat in China.
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Sidney:
Betty, we should go.
Constance:
Betty was your other wife. I'm Constance.
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Constance:
Do you love him?
Nina:
Yeah, whatever that means.
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Nina:
I want to look at you and not feel so hurt by you.
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George Hanson:
Do you ever just want to touch her nose? I mean its like a Tulip.
Nina:
Don't start that with her.
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Nina:
Head up young person.
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